THE BRUTAL TUMOR REMOVAL

by The Crashing Falcon

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released March 29, 2014

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Track Name: The Pledge of Allegiance ( circa 1924 -1954 )
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
and to the republic for which it stands; one Nation indivisible
with liberty and justice for all.
Track Name: DEAD DRAGONS
Behold, for I am Sun Tzu, the incarnation! Silent Mizuku; I fray in secret!
( Hey, Sapien; it’s time to evolve! )
Behold, for I am patience, deep rooted tree trunks, Secure and cautious; I weather your storm...
(Hey, Universe; evolve into what?! )
Is not the fabric of our flag sewn together with social silly string?
Silly Question! You know the answer.
It is the cancer your calculations can only count; Not cut out...
Before we dissect the ridiculousness of your Leona Helmsly Tax Policy,
Dance, motherfucker: Dance, motherfucker: Dance! to the vulture culture on the Capitol!
So before we shut you down, you get a gold star for your motherfuckery.
Dance, motherfucker: Dance, motherfucker: Dance! to the vulture culture on the Capitol!
The keys to these cities are lost in a froth of piss,
But we have rubber gloves
and we might not even mind that it’s warm...

Calling your myths the Truth™ with a capital “T” and a trademark insignia...
There are few words that should be considered holy...
That should not be used as adjectives for french fries....
Words ringing hollow from a thoughtless mouth...
Promoting an id driven nationalism and an allegiance to a short term dollar sign that’s ready to scrooge people out of the American Dream...
Track Name: Eating the Dead Bird Raw (i)
A birthday BB gun and adolescent curiosity will end in the suffering of woodland creatures...
Behold, a dead robin! Punishment comes to perpetrators capable of empathy the moment the movement ceases,
the moment they realize the bird will never fly again, and, if it had chicks, they will starve...
Track Name: Eating the Dead Bird Raw (ii)
So if you kill it, clean it, cook it, eat it!
His mother made him skip steps 2 & 3...

She made him eat the dead bird raw... feathers and all...
The beak, the bones, the meat, and finish the feet...

“I can’t!” the 12 year old cried..

“Eat it! Or I will baptize you!”
When one lacks the Blood of the Lamb on tap, scalding hot water is the next best cleanser...
The skin on his hands just grew back from the last baptism.. The time she caught him teasing his weasel...

“If I catch you doing THAT again, I’ll dip your little wick in the tea kettle!...While it’s whistling!”

How did he hold it down? He knew one thing worse than being forced to eat a raw bird is being forced to eat it a second time...

She took to heart the sermon on sparring the rod...
If asked if she’s a sadist, she would answer, “I could have waited a week...”

Dried out eyes... pulsating maggots feigning a heart beat behind translucent skin...

“The same bird but aged to perfection...” said she, smirkingly...

Behold, the day of revenge is upon her!!! While dressed to the 9’s - their Sunday best.. In front of the whole congregation and many members of the country club, he shouts, “Can you guess my secret?!”

Could they guess his secret...?
His secret’s that he’s queerer than a football bat...
He knew that he was born that way, but he told the folks he “chose” to live this ”sin” as revenge for eating the dead bird raw...

(We are all eating the dead bird raw!!!)

“I should have drowned you in the tub!” she muttered...
He replied, “Well, mother; you can always drown yourself!”
Track Name: If Abe Lincoln Enters The Kumite, You’re All Fucked!!!
This is your fucking civics lesson for today;
States do not have the right to discriminate based on arbitrary hatreds...
We fought this war before! The 14th Amendment Trumps the Tenth!
(Just as the 1st Amendment trumps your 1st commandment!)

The metaphor you fear the most... The civil rights of others rammed down your throat...

Can you even recall when “states rights” was not a euphemism for discrimination?!

Let’s play a game called “Abraham Chameleon”
and see how many claim themselves his ideological successors...

So do you really think your god gave the gays AIDS?
Then why do straights get it too, and lesbians get it less?!
I guess your god likes girl-on-girl the best!

You can fuck off with your slippery slopes
when we’re talking about unions between consenting adults!

Equal Rights for All are inevitable! You can refuse to face this,
But the sky is blue, little homie; The sky is fucking blue!
Track Name: Heaven is no longer accepting applications.
God hates them all...
and He’s tired of sorting them out...

A parade of relentless imperfection...
He frustratingly wonders why they can’t just be perfect like He tells them to...

But wait! Finally! God has found his Perfect Man...
And that man’s name is Patrick Swayze!
So it’s Him and P-Sway from here on out;
Everybody else can just go to Hell...

God hates them all... God evicts the sycophants...

God gave him cancer to hasten his heavenly arrival...
The angels said God went “Gayzee for Swayzee”....
That’s when God ripped their tongues out...

Let’s get this straight: God’s love for P-Sway is platonic....
cause God ain’t no FAGGOT!
God is GANGSTA!!!

No one gets in......
Track Name: This Will Not Be On The A.C.T.!
They’ve been raising an empire of sociopaths
as all Idealism is jaggedly hooked out of the flesh...

It is clear that there is only one American value...
Only one virtue...

And that is greed.... And that is basic....

The luxury to capitalize on suffering
has been christened “our culture”
by a handsomely paid P. R. firm
and they have made the propaganda
handsome and firm....
Track Name: The Trial Of Galileo
SCIENCE!!! ( It’s the new magic, bitches!!!)

Your wise men were foolish over jots and tittles
to gamble that gods would have no need
to change their opinions....

Your papacy will bow to this new idea.
Your convictions will bend to our discovery.
Your faith will break under the mountainous weight
of evidence piled upon evidence....

Gullibility is not a virtue....
Honest Inquiry is not a vice... (it’s the only way we get shit done.)

You will BOW! You will BEND! You will BREAK!... (to the reality)

Your prayers: They produce nothing!!!
Your miracles: We’ve seen NONE!
Let our respective prophets enter Thunderdome;
On our side: Carl Sagan!!! Fuck YEAH!!!

You will forever owe mankind an apology....
An apology for convincing so many to just sit there
with their thumbs up their ass waiting for a rapture.....

SPACE!!! the final frontier!!!
And when we go there,
We will leave bullshit beliefs behind...