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Eating the Dead Bird Raw (ii)

from THE BRUTAL TUMOR REMOVAL by The Crashing Falcon

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So if you kill it, clean it, cook it, eat it!
His mother made him skip steps 2 & 3...

She made him eat the dead bird raw... feathers and all...
The beak, the bones, the meat, and finish the feet...

“I can’t!” the 12 year old cried..

“Eat it! Or I will baptize you!”
When one lacks the Blood of the Lamb on tap, scalding hot water is the next best cleanser...
The skin on his hands just grew back from the last baptism.. The time she caught him teasing his weasel...

“If I catch you doing THAT again, I’ll dip your little wick in the tea kettle!...While it’s whistling!”

How did he hold it down? He knew one thing worse than being forced to eat a raw bird is being forced to eat it a second time...

She took to heart the sermon on sparring the rod...
If asked if she’s a sadist, she would answer, “I could have waited a week...”

Dried out eyes... pulsating maggots feigning a heart beat behind translucent skin...

“The same bird but aged to perfection...” said she, smirkingly...

Behold, the day of revenge is upon her!!! While dressed to the 9’s - their Sunday best.. In front of the whole congregation and many members of the country club, he shouts, “Can you guess my secret?!”

Could they guess his secret...?
His secret’s that he’s queerer than a football bat...
He knew that he was born that way, but he told the folks he “chose” to live this ”sin” as revenge for eating the dead bird raw...

(We are all eating the dead bird raw!!!)

“I should have drowned you in the tub!” she muttered...
He replied, “Well, mother; you can always drown yourself!”

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from THE BRUTAL TUMOR REMOVAL, released March 29, 2014

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