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God hates them all...
and He’s tired of sorting them out...

A parade of relentless imperfection...
He frustratingly wonders why they can’t just be perfect like He tells them to...

But wait! Finally! God has found his Perfect Man...
And that man’s name is Patrick Swayze!
So it’s Him and P-Sway from here on out;
Everybody else can just go to Hell...

God hates them all... God evicts the sycophants...

God gave him cancer to hasten his heavenly arrival...
The angels said God went “Gayzee for Swayzee”....
That’s when God ripped their tongues out...

Let’s get this straight: God’s love for P-Sway is platonic....
cause God ain’t no FAGGOT!
God is GANGSTA!!!

No one gets in......

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from THE BRUTAL TUMOR REMOVAL, released March 29, 2014

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